The Weirdest, Most Baller Sh*t Under $30 On Amazon

These bougie bottle holders offer a unique and functional way to store wine bottles. Shoppers say the “spilled wine” design (red and white) gives it that wow factor that really stands out. And since it’s made from heavy-duty polycarbonate, you can rest assured that it won’t tip over, making it a safe place to store even those big bottles of Dom.

Slide these purse hooks around your car headrests to add so much convenience and bling. They’re constructed from strong stainless steel, so they can each hold up to 44 pounds. And the rounded ends are studded with sparkling rhinestones, making them look like an expensive accessory (shhh, they’re super affordable).

• Available colors: 3

This stylish stapler looks so good that you’ll want to show it off. It features a chic clear and gold design and is ultra-functional, stapling through 20 sheets with ease. And since it’s made by trusted brand Swingline, you can count on it being made to last.

Transform your face and body cleansers into luxurious clouds with these bougie AF whip makers. Not only does the texture they produce feel amazing but they also help stretch your products, saving you money for twice the feel-good vibes. Just add a small amount of cleanser, water to the fill line, and pump for an instant luxe lather.

Between the luxurious satin fabric and the ultra-oversized design, this is one set of scrunchies that will always have you looking chic. Plus, the inner elastic band offers just the right fit — not too loose and not too tight — so they stay put but are easy to slide off at the end of the day without tugging or damaging your hair. With four in a pack, you’ll always have one on hand when you need one.

• Available colors: 18

While everyone else is rubbing their hands together on cold days, you can kick back and let these luxurious hand warmers do the work for you. They look like adorable little avocados but they are packed with all the features you could ask for, like a smooth feel, three quick-heat settings, USB charging, and magnetic closure for easy storage.

Add a modern touch to your bathroom with this toilet night-light. It features a motion sensor and eight color cycles that light up your bathroom in a warm glow. Plus, it’s easy to install by simply clipping it right to the bowl, and it won’t interfere with the seat or lid. As one shopper gushed, “It’s a nice surprise to walk into a dark bathroom and be greeted by a colorful glow in the toilet bowl.”

This elevated leather keyboard and wrist rest features a literally elevated design that looks just like plush clouds. And it doesn’t just look bougie, the memory foam-filled cushion and ergonomic structure also make it ultra-comfy and perfect for providing support and relief from wrist conditions like carpal tunnel syndrome. Plus, it comes with a bonus matching mouse pad.

• Available colors: 13

Conceal and protect your Apple AirTag with this chic holder that’s available in a ton of cute designs. It’s crafted from high-quality, embossed faux leather that’s both shockproof and waterproof and features a convenient gold-tone ring and clip. Attach it to handbags, suitcases, laptop cases, and more.

• Available colors: 52

Pack like a pro with this affordable four-pack of toiletry skins. They’re made from an ultra-stretchy and leakproof material, guaranteeing mess-free travel. Simply stretch them to fit over almost any size toiletry container. When you’re back from your trip, rinse and dry them and then store them for next time.

• Available colors: 2

Accessorize your car with this six-pack of cute car clips that double as air fresheners. They look just like little flowers, complete with pink petals and gold centers, and easily clip to the car vents for secure installation. One thrilled shopper explained, “[These] serve as air fresheners but they are also super cute car ornaments. [The] nice smelling tablets and these cute ornaments keep your car smelling great!”

• Available colors: 7

Prepare to have the most organized shower ever. This ultimate shower caddy set offers all the space and looks good, too. It’s made from stainless steel with a rust-proof coating and features a space-saving corner design that feels so custom. Side hooks and a bonus soap holder provide even more room so you can truly store it all.

• Available colors: 6

Shoppers love this bougie heatless curler set so much that it’s earned best-seller status. The rod features plush padding and an ultra-smooth satin cover designed to protect hair from damage. Just wrap it around your hair before bedtime, secure it with the included matching scrunchies, and wake up to big bouncy curls in the morning. With more than 8,000 five-star ratings, it’s an easy way to unlock gorgeous hair.

• Available colors: 14

This under-cabinet light looks and works like custom-installed versions, but it’s actually super budget-friendly. It features a sleek arc design that helps direct light away from the eyes while lighting up just about any space. Keep it charged via a USB cable and let the convenient motion sensor take care of the rest. Installation is hassle- and tool-free with the included magnetic strips and adhesive.

This ladybug mini vacuum isn’t just super cute, it also offers an effortless way to keep your desktop clean. It has surprisingly powerful suction and sturdy bristles for sweeping up everything from dust to crumbs to eraser shavings. Just pop in two AA batteries and let it do its 360-cleanup for quick results.

• Available colors: 4

Keep your skin feeling silky-smooth with this wildly popular hair remover. It’s about the size of a lipstick tube and features an 18-karat gold double-ring trimmer head for the closest shave possible. The built-in LED light makes it easier to see, ensuring flawless results every time.

• Available colors: 6

Turn any room into a night sky scene with this modern night-light projector. The diamond-like cover and bright, color-changing LED lights create a calming display that makes the perfect backdrop for relaxing, watching movies, or entertaining guests. And it even has a built-in timer and white noise machine, upping its convenience and chill vibes.

• Available colors: 6

Once you upgrade to these unique kitchen sponges, you’ll never want to go back to the boring rectangle versions. Each sponge in the four-pack set looks like a bird, vibrant colors and all. And it includes a suction cup perch that sticks right to the sink, keeping sponges off of the surface so they can dry between uses.

Keep your car interior spotless with a little help from this deluxe car trunk organizer. It’s made from high-quality Oxford cloth with reinforced stitching and a bougie leopard print. Tons of compartments and pockets — and a 60-pound weight limit — make it ideal for storing all of your necessities. And it even collapses down so you can tuck it away when not in use.

• Available sizes: Medium — X-Large
• Available colors: 10

This highly rated hand towel might look weird, but it works so well that even non-cat lovers won’t be able to resist. It’s made from a super soft and absorbent material and features snaps that prevent it from slipping off towel rods. “Absolutely adorable hand towel! Good quality, durable and great attention to details on the image. The paws even have drawn on toe beans! Snaps easily on to the towel bar,” raved one reviewer.

• Available colors: 36

This fancy, two-piece night light set looks just like a scene right out of a fairy tale. They feature a bouquet of flowers and mushrooms tucked into an elegant little vase. And the best part is that they light up in seven different colors, creating a calming glow after dark. With dusk-to-dawn sensors, they’re also energy efficient.

Tucking valuables in your bra might not be the smartest move, unless you use this efficiently designed bra wallet. Not only does the secure pocket, with RFID-blocking tech, keep your things safe, but it also helps keep them always within reach. Plus, shoppers say the smooth fabric is soft against the skin and the adjustable, bra-like strap helps keep it concealed. Choose from two neutral colors.

• Available colors: 2

This clever pen doubles as both a stylus and a fidget. It’s constructed from stainless steel with a metallic finish and comes with two stylus heads. Stack the rings to use as a pen or stylus, or shape them into almost any object you can imagine using the connecting balls.

This night-light, that looks like a piece of toast, is the oddest little necessity that you never even knew you needed. It features a dimmable light and a timer, and its two legs double as a phone rest. It’s perfect for keeping on a nightstand, in the bathroom, or taking on the go since it conveniently charges via USB cable.

Upgrade your bathroom decor with this four-pack of toothbrush holders that look like cute little animals. Each piece is constructed from ceramic, hand-painted, and glazed to create a water-resistant finish. One reviewer explained, “Use it as a toothbrush holder and also for random loose thin makeup brushes. So cute. Highly recommend. Really good quality. I dropped one by accident when I was unwrapping them and it didn’t even make one mark.”

If you’re looking for a unique place to store your earbuds, this cat earbud holder is too cute to pass up. And since its paws are magnetic, you can rest assured that it will never let your earbuds drop. As one thrilled shopper noted, “It holds my ear buds well and it looks so adorable, always get a lot of compliments on it in the office.”

This shower mat is like an oversized loofah — which means you can get a luxurious foot treatment without bending or straining (just rub your feet back and forth). It’s exfoliating and offers a comfortable surface to stand on while showering; plus, it features a porous design for efficient water drainage. And the non-slip backing is a safety feature you’re sure to appreciate.

• Available sizes: 5
• Available colors: 5

At first glance, this weird find looks like a giant snowflake but it’s actually a super handy 20-in-1 tool. It includes everything from multiple screwdrivers to bottle and box openers and even a wire cutter. And since it’s made from premium steel, it’s a tool that’s built to last. Pick up a couple to keep in your home and car, and a few more to gift to friends and family.

Flowers always add a nice touch to any space but these LEGO rose buds put a modern spin on the classic, plus they’ll never wilt. And shoppers gush about how much fun this best-selling set is to build. As one reviewer detailed, “I used this set at a Ladies LEGO Party at my house. It was great fun and a perfect choice for those who’ve never built LEGO sets before.”

Give yourself a spa-like treatment at home with this super-popular exfoliating brush. It features an ergonomic handle and silicone bristles designed to help remove dead skin, clear pores, and even flush toxins and increase circulation. Plus, it’s perfect for prepping your skin for hair removal. No wonder it’s amassed more than 23,000 perfect five-star ratings (and counting).

• Available colors: 3

The smoke-colored mirrored glass on these pillar candles looks so upscale that your friends will think you dropped some serious bread on this bougie home find. But you don’t have to tell them that they’re actually super affordable or that the flickering wicks are totally flameless.

• Available colors: 8

These soap sheets are bougie find that you won’t regret keeping on hand wherever you go. They’re made from 100% vegan ingredients and are so effective and easy to use. Just place a sheet in your palm, add a small amount of water, then lather. And the scents are so luxurious, too.

Leave behind a floral scent (and nothing else) every time you go with this five-piece set of travel-size toilet sprays. They’re crafted with essential oils and are designed to prevent odors, instead of merely masking them. Simply spritz a few sprays directly into the toilet bowl before going and rest assured that there will be no stink.

Upgrade your home with this outlet shelf so you’ll always have a practical place to set your phone while it charges. It’s perfect for any space where you’re short on surfaces or want to prevent water damage, like the bathroom and kitchen. And installation is so easy — just remove the existing wall plate and replace it with this bougie find.

• Available colors: 2

This isn’t any old notebook. Nope. This smart notebook combines the feel of paper with the convenience of a tablet. That’s because it features wipeable pages but also comes with an app, so you can upload all your notes, ideas, designs, and more to secure cloud storage. It’s a bougie upgrade but won’t break the bank.

• Available sizes: Letter — Executive
• Available colors: 16

Give yourself pro pedicures at home without the high price of going to the salon. Shoppers rave about how easy this electric foot file is to use and how smooth their feet feel afterward, like this reviewer who called it a “game changer” and added, “The kit includes everything needed for a professional-quality pedicure at home.” To get started, choose from the three file rollers, then gently rub it on your skin to remove dead skin and calluses in just minutes.

• Available colors: 3

Store your fashion accessories like a pro organizer with these rotating scarf hangers. They’re made from heavy-duty plastic and each of the four included hangers features 20 space-saving hooks for storing everything from scarves to ties and even belts. Just hang it on any standard closet pole from the 360-degree rotating hook for easy viewing and access.

• Available colors: 2

This plush laptop pillow helps you prop up your devices in comfort. Three grooves allow you to adjust devices of almost any size to your preferred angle. Plus, it features a dense foam filling and foldable design so it doubles as a back pillow. And the high-quality washable cover makes it easy to keep clean.

• Available colors: 3

Get all the breezes with none of the noise with this whisper-quiet mini fan that looks like a little monochromatic cactus. It’s powered by a brushless copper motor and a USB rechargeable lithium battery, making it a long-lasting find. Choose from three speeds and enjoy the 80-degree auto rotation that’s so smooth.

Add a shimmering glow to your look with these best-selling glitter makeup patches. The naturally shaped patches are designed to be easily applied over the cheeks and nose bridge and are made from skin-safe ingredients. Plus, they’re sweatproof and waterproof, so the bling will stay put all day or night.

This alarm clock won’t let you oversleep, even if you try. It’s loud and jumps, rolls, and runs until you get out of bed. Plus, the backlit panel and minimalist control panel make it easy to read and program. It’s great for deep sleepers or as a gag gift for your friends and family. Choose from seven neutral colors.

• Available colors: 7

Get the look and feel of an expensive salon hair treatment with this affordable hair mask. It’s formulated with biotin, collagen, and 12 plant-based oils, including rosemary and jojoba, all designed to help repair, strengthen, and leave locks feeling soft and silky. Apply it to freshly washed hair, allow it to penetrate for 10 to 15 minutes, then rinse to see the amazing results.

• Available sizes: 3

Stay fresh feeling after each trip to the bathroom with this luxe personal hygiene find. Simply fill the squeeze bottle with lukewarm water, replace the cap, and squeeze to release a powerful water stream and rinse away residue. And since this portable bidet requires no electricity or batteries, it’s perfect for taking on the go.

The elegant frosted glass shade on this lamp makes it appear so much more expensive than it really is. But it doesn’t just look great, it also offers a ton of convenience, thanks to the easy touchless operation, three-way dimmable bulb, and dual charging ports. One reviewer raved, “I must say, this lamp is an absolute gem, truly exceeded my expectations in the quality and design. The warm light color made my room a soothing ambiance. Love it so much!”

Add a luxurious touch to your garden or front lawn pathway with this trio of garden solar lights. They feature crackled glass globes and color-changing lights in both subtle and vibrant hues suitable for everyday and special occasions. Simply stake them into the ground and let the sun do the rest.

If you’ve never slept on silk pillowcases before, you’re in for some serious beauty rest. This affordable set is made from 100% real mulberry silk, which means they’re naturally hypoallergenic, breathable, and so smooth that your hair and skin will thank you (aka less breakage and skin creases). And you’ll appreciate the zippered closures that help keep them securely in place.

• Available sizes: Standard — King
• Available colors: 8

Make bath rituals even better with this luxurious bathtub pillow. The high-grade foam insert offers maximum support for your back, neck, and head while the mesh cover ensures comfort and breathability. Large suction cups at the back make for easy and secure placement. After each soak, simply hang it to dry.

This portable lamp is so compact that it folds up small enough to fit in your palm. Unfold it to reveal an adjustable arm, steady base, and 30 small but powerful LED bulbs. Tap the base to adjust the light to your desired brightness. And, as a bonus, it comes with a convenient storage pouch.

• ]Available colors: 3

Keep the inside of your handbag in pristine condition with a little help from this clever Clean Ball. The inner sticky ball works like a magnet, trapping everything from dirt to crumbs inside of the honeycomb exterior. When it gets packed with debris, just give it a rinse, air dry, and then toss it right back in.

• Available colors: 4

Get a just-waxed feel with this crystal hair eraser. When gently rubbed against the skin, the nano glass surface works to remove both hair and dead skin, leaving skin feeling silky smooth. Satisfied shoppers say it helps eliminate skin problems, like razor burn and ingrown hairs caused by shaving and waxing.

• Available colors: 7

This under-eye balm has the most irresistibly cute packaging, but it’s the amazing results that have earned this self-care find best-seller status. It’s formulated with mineral water, moss, and seaweed extract to help reduce puffiness and refresh and hydrate sensitive under-eye skin. And the stick applicator makes it easy to apply.

Get an ultra-sleek look with this highly rated frizz tamer serum. The solution is infused with ultra-smoothing and shine-boosting ingredients, including plant keratin and argan oil, that won’t make hair greasy, sticky, or stiff. Plus, it’s easy to apply precisely thanks to the genius wand applicator.

Toss those plastic bottles into the recycle and upgrade to these bougie soap dispensers for an instantly elevated look without the elevated price tag. You’ll appreciate the classic amber glass and durable stainless steel pumps, plus the premium waterproof labels that are preprinted for added convenience and elegance.

• Available colors: 8

Add a fun pop of color to your home with these mushroom night-lights. They feature a warm, color-changing glow and dusk-to-dawn sensors so you can plug them in and forget them. One thrilled shopper noted, “They put off a pleasant glow that makes it easy to navigate in the dark without a glaring bright light.”

It may sound weird but this toilet brush is so cute that you’ll actually be proud to show it off in your bathroom. It’s designed to look just like a cherry, complete with a long green stem (aka the handle). And the thick bristles ensure a deep clean while the leak-proof base prevents messy spills, making it as useful as it is pretty.

Tackling acne breakouts just got a whole lot more bougie with these shimmery pimple patches. They come in fun colors and shapes, including stars, clouds, and hearts, and are formulated with salicylic acid and tea tree oil for maximum acne-fighting power. Place them on clean, dry skin for six hours or overnight for visible results.

Season your food like a boss with these electric salt and pepper shakers. They charge quickly with the included USB cable and offer one-hand operation, bright LED lights, and adjustable coarseness options. Plus, the minimalist design looks so sleek that you’ll want to show them off every chance you get.

Seafood lovers will fall for these popular sushi refrigerator magnets. They look ultra-realistic and feature powerful magnets that promise to stay put. One shopper detailed, “These magnets are super cute and great quality. Several look just like real sushi. The colors are vibrant and are a great addition to the fridge!”

• Available colors: 8

If you want to achieve pillowy foam just like the pros do at your favorite coffee shop, then this handheld electric milk frother is what you need. It’s affordable and compact but works like much more expensive equipment. Simply submerge the wand into hot milk for results so good you’ll want to show it off.

• Available colors: 12

Give your bathroom a luxe makeover with these popular apothecary jars offered in a convenient three-pack. They’re made from crystal clear acrylic and feature lids with round knobs, giving them a timeless look that’s ideal for storing cotton swabs, flossers, and more. And, unlike glass versions, this is one set you don’t have to worry about easily breaking.

• Available colors: 4

For super smooth feet, look no further than these Korean foot masks that shoppers are obsessing over. They’re infused with skin-softening ingredients like Japanese tea seed oil and smell incredible thanks to the peppermint and lavender oil blend. Slip the ready-to-use foot masks on your feet, then wait 10 to 20 minutes for baby-soft results.

This cooler bag is made especially for golfers and, based on the rave reviews, shoppers are hooked. The slim design and adjustable, wide strap make it easy to carry while the insulated keeps drinks cool for hours. It fits two bottles of wine or six canned beverages.

This luxurious exfoliating body scrub is made from a blend of skin-smoothing and hydrating ingredients, including sea salt, Kona coffee, and olive and sweet almond oils. It’s designed to be safe to use on the entire body — just apply to wet skin, gently massage it in, and rinse to reveal soft, glowing skin.

You could separate egg yolks with your hands or you can do it the bougie way and use this effortless egg-white divider that looks like a flower. All you have to do is crack an egg into the center and watch the egg white drip through. It’s a must for baking, making omelets, and more. Plus, it’s dishwasher-safe for easy cleanup.

Forget packing razors and drippy shaving lotion bottles when you can take this deluxe travel razor along instead. The all-in-one design includes a cocoa and shea butter-infused moisturizing bar, an ultra-sharp triple-blade razor (plus a backup cartridge), and a refillable spray bottle for water. And it’s TSA-approved so you can pack it in your carry-on without a second thought.

• Available colors: 2