When You Need To Be A Little Shady, These Clever Things Are Effing Amazing

Whether you’re prepping an emergency go bag or you’re heading out on a camping trip soon, this kit has 19 important things to get you ready. It comes with everything from a multitool to a seatbelt cutter to a fire starter to multiple whistles. Everything comes in a lightweight box that’s waterproof and shockproof.

Grab a copy of this book and learn from the best when it comes to, well, trickery and deception. It was once a top-secret training manual for CIA field agents written by a renowned magician. Now, it can give you an inside look at all their Cold War tricks — from mind-control to chemical interrogation to thwarting the other side’s questioning. One reviewer wrote, “Bob Wallace and Keith Melton have done a magnificent job at giving us a peek into the workings of one of the most secretive organizations man has ever created. The shear fact that they were able to discover this ‘lost piece’ of history and even more amazing to get it declassified is great. For amateur magicians it give us an interesting perspective on other ways to use our art. It is, after all, a magic instruction manual.”

This portable blackout curtain has huge fans among anyone who needs to sleep — or be a little shady — in total darkness. It uses suction cups to secure to the perimeter of the window and block out between 95% and 100% of outside light. It weighs just 1.43 pounds, and it comes with a bag for easy transport.

This door lock can be installed on any door for added security whether you’re at home, staying at a hotel, or chilling at an AirBnB. It doesn’t require any tools to install — all you have to do is insert the lock’s claws into the door strike, close the door to lock it into place, attach the red handle, align the metal rod, and rest easy.

Slip one of these silicone sleeves on whatever 12-ounce can you want, and it will instantly look like a can of Pepsi, Coca-Cola, Sprite, or Coke Zero. It’s great for disguising beverages while you’re on the beach, at a concert, on a boat, or tailgating. They fit all traditionally sized 12-ounce cans and are super easy to clean in case of spills.

Widen your view of the things going on behind you with this rearview mirror extender. It slips right over your existing rearview mirror and measures just under 12 inches. It’s the perfect size to expand your view out of the back of your car without obstructing your view out of your front windshield. Thousands of Amazon reviewers agree.

Give yourself a ton of privacy without sacrificing your view and natural light with this window tinting film. It uses static cling to attach to the window without glue or adhesive so it’s easy to remove. And it has a reflective mirror effect that makes it difficult to see inside without blocking your own view. As a bonus, it protects from UV rays and can even help with temperature control.

If you’re starting fires somewhere, you need to be able to put them out, too, and that’s where this portable fire extinguisher comes in handy. It is an all-in-one can and small enough to tuck in a backpack or tote. It works on 10 different kinds of fires including electrical, cooking oil, and motor oil.

What’s brilliant and sneaky about this fob is that it will blend onto your keychain without giving anyone any reason to doubt it. In reality, it’s actually hollow and is a great place to store pills, cash, and more. It’s an especially great place to store jewelry while you’re at the gym, nail salon, or beach.

Share a bottle of your favorite wine anywhere with this beach bag. Not only is it functional enough to carry your towels, sunscreen, and book, but it has a built-in cooler that can hold up to 1.5 liters of wine — or any other beverage. Then, hidden underneath a flap on the outside of the bag, is a spout to pour everything from.

These might look like an inconspicuous sunscreen bottles, but they’re actually flasks. You read that right. Each bottle holds 12 ounces of your favorite beverage nice and hidden so you can try and bring it with you anywhere, whether you’re at a festival or the beach. They have leakproof lids and come with carabiners to attach to your bag.

This versatile security bar has notches that can be adjusted from 17.5 to 43 inches long to use as a stopper in sliding doors and windows. It also has an attachable prong that can be placed underneath a door knob to use it as a stopper for normal doors, too. It’s best used on wood, tile, carpet, and vinyl and requires no other tools for use.

While these sunglasses look ordinary and inconspicuous, they’re actually an amateur spy’s essential — they let you see behind you. They have a special coating that lets you look straight while seeing everything behind your back. As the brand says, it’s like having a rearview mirror while you’re walking down the street.

It’s always a good idea to keep your laptop camera covered — you never know who has access to what these days. These teeny covers are ultra thin and use adhesive to stick to your computer’s webcam, and they’re also small enough for your phone or tablet. They feature a convenient swiping dial so you can swipe it one way to cover the camera and the other way to open the camera to use when you need it.

Whether you’re traveling, going for a jog, or just walking around with some secrets, these socks can keep all your valuables safe and out of sight. They feature a hidden zipper pocket that’s great for storing cash, cards, IDs, keys, and more. Plus, the sock itself is made of a breathable and comfortable material that gives you some extra cushion while you wear them.

• Available size: 6-13 – 7-13
• Available styles: 51

This deodorizing spray has a specially-designed formula that doesn’t just mask or block odors but completely eliminates them at the source. It’s powerful at removing stink from cigarette smoke, cigar smoke, cannabis smoke, and campfire smoke, which are notoriously tricky to get rid of. It’s great for your home, car, or anywhere else you might not want this smell to linger.

Nothing screams sneaky spy like a multi-tool disguised as a hair clip. Not only will each clip hold your hair back without damaging your locks, but it has a ton of practical functions built right in. It’s made of sturdy stainless steel and also works as a screwdriver, wrench, ruler, and box cutter. Then you can clip it back into your hair until you need it again.

Scheduling clandestine plans? Need to write some secret notes? Check out these pens with invisible ink — just like the movies. Write down anything you need to keep secret, and the message is only visible underneath the pen’s built-in UV flashlight.

If you have any cash, documents, keys, jewelry, or other valuables you’d rather keep hidden, this soup can is a great option. When sitting in your pantry with all your other canned items, no one will know it’s actually hiding important items. It has an easy-to-twist lid on the bottom that keeps everything secure without giving anything away.

If you can’t shred your important documents before throwing them out, this stamp is a great alternative to keep your information secure. Simply roll it on top of the paper, and it covers your text in the word “confidential” over and over, making everything underneath unreadable. It comes with three ink refills.

If you need to convince your boss your online while you’re watching TV, working out, or running errands, check out this mouse jiggler. It plugs into your computer’s USB port and automatically moves the mouse around the screen to make it seem like you’re working and stay active on Slack or Teams. It has two modes, including one that’s so subtle, reviewers noted you can keep it on at all times.

This car charger is such a game-changer, and has a retractable USB-C and a lightning charging cable so that no matter which device you’re using, you’ll be able to charge it quickly. You can also use the USB-C and USB-A ports to plug in your own charging cables, so you can charge up to four devices at once. Genius.

While this might look like an ordinary stack of hardcover books, it’s actually a hollow storage box so you can tuck things behind it. Whether you want to clean up and hide your cable box or you’re wanting to keep some valuables out of sight, this stack of books is a discreet, stylish option. Plus, it’s fully customizable — you can choose the size, color scheme, and more.

Not only is this scarf fashion-forward with its infinity loop design and super soft fabric, but it’s sneaky-forward too with a built-in hidden zipper pocket. The pocket is 4.7-by-6 inches, so it’s great for storing your phone, passport, keys, cash, wallet, and other valuables you want to keep close and accessible but away from sticky fingers.

• Available sizes: One size
• Available colors: 15

If you find yourself needing to discreetly record a voice memo or something you want to remember for later, this pen would be the perfect tool. It looks like a pen and writes like a pen, but it’s actual a mini recorder that can hold up to 776 hours of files. It has auto adjustment to block out background noise and an easy one-touch activation to remain as inconspicuous as possible.

If you need to hide your favorite snacks from siblings, roommates, partners, kids — you name it — check out these sneaky and reusable zip-top bags. Each one featuring pictures of random and, frankly, unappealing foods that you can hide the actual good snacks inside like your favorite chips or cookies.

We love personal safety over here, and this alarm is a must-have in case of emergencies — just check it’s 4.7-star rating on Amazon. It clips directly into your purse or keychain and all you have to do is pull the two pieces apart and a wildly loud alarm sounds and a light flashes to draw attention to yourself. It has a battery life of one year on a single charge.

This wallet has a connector clasp that you can attach to your bra strap to keep your valuables close and pick-pocket-proof while you’re traveling. It’s big enough to hold your passport as well as cash, cards, keys, jewelry, and more. It has a double snap closure that keeps everything inside safe.

• Available colors: 2

This pen can be used to write the next great American novel or to break glass in case of an emergency. The pen cap is made with tungsten steel, and the body is made of aerospace-grade aluminum. Together, they’re incredibly strong and durable, giving you the ability to break car window glass if you’re stuck inside or use the pen to defend yourself if you need it.

This hanger pocket is a must-have while you’re staying at a hotel or AirBnB. You attach it to standard hangers and then can use it to hang your clothes like normal, but of course, it’s a hidden zipper pocket with an extra-wide opening that can be used to store your documents, IDs, cash, jewelry, and other valuables. Meanwhile, the hanger looks ordinary, so no one will even think to check for a hidden pocket.

Listen, sometimes you need to know when people are coming up behind you, whether you’re at work or at home. This vase has a convex mirror design that allows you to see a wide range behind you — think of it as a rearview mirror for your desk. One reviewer wrote, “I bought this for two reasons: the first was to see when obnoxious coworkers were attempting to sneak up behind me while I’m at my desk, and the second was to keep my pens and design tools in a neat and orderly way but within arm’s reach at all times. It serves both purposes well, so I can’t complain!”

This faux shrub fence is a must-have for anyone looking for more privacy on your balcony or back yard. First of all, it looks like realistic ivy to cover up any eyesores on the fence and keep your space looking high-end. Second, it has an effortless installation that really does give you so much privacy.

Each pen in this set of two can act as a multi-tool and complete up to 11 different functions. Sure it may look like a standard pen at a quick glance, but it can do so much more than that. It also has a built-in flathead and Phillips head screwdriver bit, a ruler, an LED light, and can work as a level. The uses are endless.

No matter where you are — at a bar, on a run, at a concert — you can keep small valuables stashed away inside this clever scrunchie. Though it has a chic velvet exterior, the scrunchie has a built-in hidden zipper pocket that can hold small things like keys and cash to keep them safe and out of sight.

Great for gym lockers or storage units, this padlock is fingerprint activated for extra security. It can hold up to 100 fingerprints, and it connects to an app that will show you the last 1,000 lock activities — including who opened it and at what time. It’s waterproof and suitable for indoor or outdoor use.

These door stops are lightweight yet have rubber on the bottom to keep doors closed when you want them closed. If someone does try to open the door, they emit an alarm sound that can be adjusted to three different noise levels. One reviewer wrote, “This is an excellent addition to my home security chest. Stops people from entering while sounding a loud and disturbing noise. Predators will run away. I use them when I travel and stay in hotels.”

With a 1.5-ounce capacity, these long and narrow shot-sized flasks are disguised inside reusable tampon wrappers so no one will question what’s actually inside. The set comes with 12 flasks and wrappers, a realistic box to store them all in, a funnel to make filling easy, and a spout to pour.

This James Bond-worthy gadget uses infrared laser scanning to find hidden camera lenses and magnetic field detection to find transmission signals and alert you if there are any unwanted bugs or trackers around. It has a built-in flashlight so you can find things in the dark, and it’s great for using in hotels or AirBnBs. One reviewer wrote, “This is an awesome device. This is a must have if you value privacy. This thing works great, it's small, discreet, easy to use and works as advertised. Definitely a necessity when it comes to protecting your privacy”

If you need to read something top-secret (or just teeny tiny), this page magnifier will make the text five times larger for easier reading. It’s large with an 8-by-6-inch surface so you don’t have to move it while reading. And it has three lighting modes — white, warm, and mixed — so you can read comfortably even at night.

This keyhole light has a motion sensor to turn on when you get within 10 feet of it. Not only does this make it easier and safer to get into your home after dark, but it can also let you know from inside when someone is at your front door. The light automatically turns off after five seconds of no motion.

Great for sneaky fast food snack wrappers, cigarette butts, and parking tickets you want to pretend don’t exist, these car trash cans can tuck away that garbage with ease. They sit in your car’s cup holders, and they have lids that open with the quick touch of a button so you can throw things out quickly if need be.

This belt features 360-degree storage and is great for wearing while you’re working out or traveling. It features three pouches and one zipper pocket that can hold everything from your phone and keys to snacks and exercise essentials. It fits snugly around your waist and hips and won’t fall down while you’re moving.

This alarm features two separate pieces attached with a magnet that you mount to your doors and windows. When the door or window is open and the magnet separates from the base, a loud 120-decibel alarm sounds. It’s great for deterring crime or just simply alerting you when someone enters or exits.

Cover up your tracks with this portable toilet spray from fan-favorite brand Poo-Pourri. It comes with five different scents in small 10-milliliter bottles you can discreetly take with you anywhere. Just spray into the toilet before you go, and it traps odors underneath the water so no one’s the wiser.

Great for DIY, home repairs, or late-night sneakarounds, these flashlight gloves are made of a flexible, breathable material to keep you comfortable while you use them. They have bright LED lights in the thumb and pointer fingers so you can target the beams exactly where you need them — and nowhere else.

If you want a small safe you can easily integrate into your home, check out this one. Disguised as the New English Dictionary, the safe measures 9.5-by-6.1 inches and fits seamlessly onto your bookshelf. No one will guess that you have cash, important documents, valuable jewelry, and more locked safely inside.

This handy organizer clips right to the visor in your car and features a pen holder, a clip for your sunglasses, four card slots and a slot for cash or papers. You’ll be able to fit all of your essentials within an arm’s reach in your car, and never loose anything important in the endless hole that is your car’s center console. This comes in four colors.

This privacy screen features reinforced metal holes that are attached to your balcony’s rails using zip ties for a full installation in minutes. It creates a clean and seamless look around your space that also gives you a ton of privacy from any wandering eyes. Plus, it comes in a ton of colors and sizes.

This flashlight is small and can hook right onto your keychain, so you’re never without illumination. The loop of the keychain goes around a USB plug, so you can recharge this portable flashlight absolutely anywhere. It turns on right away, too, which is great for emergencies and shady situations.

This tiny carabiners are so useful, you’ll want 100 of them. You can use these to secure zippers on your bags or attach anything valuable to your belt, your backpack, or your keys. They’ll securely hold everything in place so you don’t have to worry about dropping or misplacing something (or your bag unzipping). This is a set of six, three in a silver chrome finish and three in a matte black.

Great for people who work remotely or just like to keep things off their laptop and on hard drives, this pouch sticks on the back of your computer for easy access. It has two pockets to easily hold drives, cords, chargers, and other electronic essentials. And don’t worry, it’s thick and stretchy to keep your things contained.

The brand describes this sun visor extender as “sunglasses for your car,” and it’s hard to beat that analogy. Great for extremely sunny areas, cars that lack good sun visors, or people who like to keep things extra shady, this visor is anti-glare and removes excess light, but you can still totally see out your windshield.

Sometimes, you need to have a shovel on hand but you don’t always have ample space for said shovel. That’s where this comes in. It’s made of lightweight yet sturdy carbon steel — and truly, this thing weighs less than 2 pounds — but it can bear a load of up to 27 pounds, which makes it remarkably versatile. When folded, this shovel is less than 8 inches tall and less than 5 inches wide, making it super portable.

If you ever find yourself out in the wild or without your everyday essentials, Survival Hacks will be an absolute must-have. It teaches you how to turn normal objects like straws, soup cans, and trash bags into life-saving gear. One reviewer raved, “I've read about 12 survival books and never quite felt they had what I was looking for which is ways to survive with every day stuff without having to be an eagle scout. I would reccomend you give this one a shot. Its more for the everyday guy. Im a veteran and I feel like a lot of books can just go to deep and in to unnecessary topics almost just too show off their deep abilities. Thats not what this book is at all just plain and simple survival that you can remember and practice.”

This personal water filter straw has over 98,000 five-star reviews on Amazon because it truly delivers on its promise. It can turn any water source into drinkable water with over 99.99% of bacteria and parasites filtered out; it also removes microplastics. It’s great for camping, hiking, or just keeping on your person or in your car in case of an emergency.

Keyless car fobs can have their signal intercepted, but if you keep them in this box and pouch set, your vehicle will be safe all night long because it blocks the signal. The outside looks nice and discreet too with vegan leather and a latch. One reviewer wrote, “When the fob is in the box next to my car, the car won't open, and when inside the car, no signal is found and the car won't start. Thus, it effectively blocks the fob signal; I see no way a remote man-in-the-middle attack can occur by a hacker trying to steal my vehicle. The small box can holds no only two fobs, but fobs that are connected to two medium sets of keys that go along with them.”

These mini flashlights are so useful, and shrink down into their base when you aren’t using them. The hook makes it easy to attach these to any camping bag or keychain, and the flashlight even has three settings — high, low, and strobe. Choose from one of four colors.

It will never be this easy to have a multi-tool on hand. These key-shaped multi-tools are the all-in-one tool. The point of the key features both a flat and Phillips head screwdriver, and the central hole in the key’s base is a hexagonal wrench that can be used to tighten bolts. Truly, these are so useful.

For those little ones who you don’t want to run off, this AirTag holder features a built-in safety pin so you can attach it to any clothing or backpack. Whether you stick these on your kid’s backpack at the park or on your dog’s collar, it’s a surefire way to make sure you’re never without their location. This is a set of four.

It will be pretty hard for anyone to be able to tell you’re wearing these earbuds when you have them in. Their tiny design nestles right inside your eardrum, and will be virtually invisible from some angles. They also work for four hours on a single charge and have such a low-profile design that reviewers love to sleep in them.